ELDER LAW-II
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- PART TWO CONTENTS
- I. SOCIETY CRAMMED WITH
EUPHEMISMS
- II. WRITE YOUR OWN WILL
WITH ONE EXCEPTION
- III. DON'T SIGN THE ORGAN
AUTHORIZATION
- IV. FORGET MEDICARE DRUG
BENEFITS;
ORDER IDENTICAL DRUGS 40% FROM CANADA
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- SOCIETY CRAMMED WITH EUPHEMISMS
Teachers who can't keep anyone awake can't keep children awake in school
either or keep them
too awake have children who are over-active. That is the definition
of children, especially boys. But instead the teacher
getting fired, the child gets Ritalin. What do they except of eight
year olds? That they willingly sleep half the day like we do?
What are "senior citizens," the opposite of junior
citizens? Have you received a platinum credit card from your bank
just because you held out until 65; don't sit by your mailbox
waiting. You'll die of heat exhaustion. We're just the same people we always were,
only older. We don't have the "Seal of Approval" of an
official victimized group, like the feminists. And we're not elders.
Only Presbyterians have elders.
Try to do something useful like giving your knowledge back to
the community. They'll put you in a back room and give you envelopes
to seal. Try to run for office as a Republican or Democrat. No
intelligence test. Their makeup "artists" will tell you
voters don't want to look at you. It reminds them that no matter
what diet human beings are on, how much weight they lose, how far
they can run at age 50 while destroying their knees, how often they
get checkups, or how much North Shore University Medical Center on
Long Island (when they're not on strike or throwing old people out
of their HMO) is pioneering new techniques--ones you can't afford.
Just remember:
NO MATTER HOW INCREDIBLE MEDICINE GETS, THERE'S STILL ONE DEATH
FOR EVERY LIFE. PEOPLE DIE IN AUTO-CONDITIONED JAGUARS WITH
CHAUFFEURS AS WELL AS IN BLUE SMOKE EMITTING CHEVYS.
THE MAJOR DIFFERENCE IS:
Poor people have access to the courts in the same sense that the
Christians had access to the lions..." --Judge Earl Johnson Jr.
WRITE YOUR OWN WILL WITH ONE EXCEPTION
Any person who can put all their worldly wealth in their pockets
and still not fall over can execute a simple will with a few tips
easily found on the Internet. But hurry before lawyers get your
state to pass legislation to protect you from yourself, like wearing
seat belts. Wills will no longer be good unless six lawyers in Hong
Kong custom-made suits and a legal staff that managed your estate
management march into court lying up two by two.
If you topple over when you try to carry all your assets in
your pockets, you need help. But why limit it to a lawyer? You need
an accountant practiced in estate planning. Some lawyers are also
experienced in accountancy. Me, if I were as lucky as you, I'd
choose a Certified Public Account. They're cheaper on the whole and
they know more ways to get around legal obstacles than a Green Beret
dodging the enemy in a jungle. But this collaboration ought to have
begun while you still have your own hair in its original color and
you remember what sex is for.
DON'T SIGN THE ORGAN AUTHORIZATION
IT'S ON THE REVERSE OF YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. THEY'LL TAKE THE ORGANS ANYWAY. AT LEAST
YOU DON'T HAVE SIGN YOUR BODY OVER TO WHAT IS A HOAX. YOU SIGNED
YOUR HOUSE OVER. THAT'S ENOUGH
They farm you for your organs to persons you'd shoot if you were
still alive. You don't think a Mother Theresa is going to get your
organs, do you? Guess who will?
POVERTY SMOKESCREEN
3 MONTH PRESCRIPTION FILLS AVAILABLE NOW REASONABLY PRICED-40%-70%
FROM CANADA
Newsday (Long Island, New York) ran an article on Friday December 6, 2002 on the plight of the elderly. They must choose between eating and essential medications.
Now this is curious because Newsday ran a three-part series several years ago. It detailed how any American with a valid prescription can order three months of drugs from legitimate Canadian pharmacies.
You don't have to be needy. This is not a government program, Thank
God. You just have to know more than the media, politicians and, unfortunately sometimes your doctor--surely your
hmo-are willing to tell you.
Mark Twain said "the only native criminal class is Congress." This issue shows he wasn't just kidding. These pompous scoundrels in Congress get millions in contributions from the pharmaceutical companies.
On the sly they ordered the Custom Service to intercept these
imports until a Vermont Blue Cross threw the light on the sewers where these rats live. It was just before an election. So congress quickly reversed itself.
The truth is the Republico-Democrats is the only party there is. And they don't care about the elderly anymore or less than
they do other interests who don't have big-money lobbyists.
They'll be no prescription drug bill this year or maybe next and
so on. Who cares?
Boss Tweed
I seen my opportunity and I took it
Believe me, Congress
is licking its chops for more gravy from the
drug companies will try again to ban Canadian imports. Ignore the
Elder lawyers and your "friendly" congressman. They warn you
straight-faced that Canadian drugs manufactured in the same U.S. factory, are somehow
different. You' have to belief in a theology of drug
transubstantiation to fall for that. For further information, click
here.
BE A
FIGHTER TO THE BITTER END
Deflate the pomposity
of doctors and lawyers. They are as afraid of death as you are. No
one knows where we came from or where we're headed. Only doctors and
lawyers know everything in between.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gently into the night. --Dylan Thomas
SPEND YOUR
ASSETS DOWN TO ZERO. LET YOUR "LOVED ONES" WORK FOR WHAT THEY WANT. YOU DID.
Why do your children and grandchildren need your money more than
these paunchy, middle-aged male lawyers or their female counterparts
who spend thousands at Elizabeth Arden in Manhattan to bring back
the dead in themselves? Your family's young and strapping. Most
teenagers are better off becoming high-paid plumbers or electricians
than wasting tens of thousands every year listening to the
balderdash that goes for higher education today. Enjoy yourself. If
society thinks you are hardhearted, tell society to contribute to
your grandchildren's education.
A RULE TO
REMEMBER
Law schools exist for one purpose. They teach lawyers how to
appear to do anything while doing nothing and getting paid well for
it. It is a web of law schools and their overpaid professors,
lawyers, judges and politicians far beyond the hustle of a spider on
crack cocaine to weave. If ordinary people try to live by the golden rule,
these jackals aspire to the rule of Boss Tweed, "I seen my
opportunity and I took it.".
So now you know everything you never thought asking about Elder
Law. In addition, you know how to steer clear of it.
Our peons are hard at work scouring these Elder Lawyer sites for
free information for you. And you'll never get annoying mail from
them that way. I will. And I love it!
My webmistress who isn't even a lawyer arm twists me into making this
disclaimer.
Obviously, you shouldn't rely on a curmudgeon like me for serious
legal advise any more than you would a financial adviser if you
wanted to make money. You should also seek out someone who never
makes mistakes and will always work in your interest. Good luck in
finding one. If you do, please let me know. I could use his
services, too.
And remember the only solution to aging is not aging.
Write if you have work or want to slam the author. I am sure
this will get lawyers to write. And at $400 an hour on Long
Island, that they should write is saying something. Email
me.
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